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Hulseyism is a non-medical situation characterized by prolonged erections. It is a side-effect of inceldom characterized by erections occurring at the most inopportune moments, such as family gatherings, public speeches, etc.

Hulseyism vs NRBs[edit]

What makes hulseyism differ from other awkward NRB's (no reason boners) is that hulseyism means your permaboner seems to be reluctant to go away. Even when embarrassment has reached a boiling point, it is still pointing up at the sky as if tenaciously attempting to peek over a crowd at a concert to see its favorite celebrity.


Hulseyists with pale skin are often red-faced, because they feel mortified at the fact that their mooseknuckle (aka manbulge) is constantly visible.

As Jelqmaxxing[edit]

Hulseyism is a popular theme in jelqmaxxing circles, who claim that having being a hulseyist likely leads to having a larger penis due to the side-effects that suggests lengthy erections leads to the growth of penile tissue.[1]

See also[edit]


  1. **Datta, Nand S. (1977-05-01). "Megalophallus in Sickle Cell Disease". The Journal of Urology. 117 (5): 672–673. doi:10.1016/S0022-5347(17)58582-1.
    **Kassim, A. A; Umans, H; Nagel, R. L; Fabry, M. E (2000-09-01). "Megalophallus as a sequela of priapism in sickle cell anemia: use of blood oxygen level-dependent magnetic resonance imaging". Urology. 56 (3): 509. doi:10.1016/S0090-4295(00)00651-8.
    **Kattan, S; Seyam, Rm; Al-Ghamdi, D (2004-11-01). "Reduction Phalloplasty and Penile Prosthesis Implantation in a Case of Megalophallus as a Consequence of Neglected Priapism". The Journal of Sexual Medicine. 1: 142–142. doi:10.1111/j.1743-6109.2004.04058_1.x. ISSN 1743-6109