Hulseyism is a non-medical situation characterized by prolonged erections. It is a side-effect of inceldom characterized by erections occurring at the most inopportune moments, such as family gatherings, public speeches, etc.
Hulseyism vs NRBs
What makes hulseyism differ from other awkward NRB's (no reason boners) is that hulseyism means your permaboner seems to be reluctant to go away. Even when embarrassment has reached a boiling point, it is still pointing up at the sky as if tenaciously attempting to peek over a crowd at a concert to see its favorite celebrity.
Hulseyists with pale skin are often red-faced, because they feel mortified at the fact that their mooseknuckle (aka manbulge) is constantly visible.
Hulseyism is a popular theme in jelqmaxxing circles, who claim that having being a hulseyist likely leads to having a larger penis due to the side-effects that suggests lengthy erections leads to the growth of penile tissue.
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