Gigachad

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Ernest Khalimov (left) and Batyr Suleymanov (right), two examples of gigachads

A Gigachad is a chad who is at the absolute peak of the socio-sexual hierarchy, or in other words, he has the most sexual access among those already known for their high degree of sexual access. This is often due extremely good looks, money, and/or social status.

The Gigachad is the opposite of a truecel. In peculiar situations, it is possible for gigachads to experience inceldom, such as gigachads in prison, or some other sex-segregated environment such as partaking in a boy-scouting organization, or working in an all-male oil rig environment. But this is rare as everyone works overtime to make sure gigachad contributes his sperm to the gene pool. An allosexual hetero woman's reaction to seeing a gigachad is the equivalent to how moths react to a lightbulb, or how metals react to being near neodymium.

The female equivalent of a gigachad is a gigastacy. Having lots of gigachads in your locality isn't eco-friendly, as all the women are constantly using detergents to wash their grool-stained panties purely from walking past him.

Characteristics[edit]

He typically ranks as a "10" on the decile scale and is a guy who will never experience nonredamancy. He's the polar opposite of a truecel and inceldom to gigachad is a baffling mystery, akin to the mystery of the causes behind the big bang theory to astrophysicists. In fact, gigachad doesn't even know what friendzoning, sexual frustration or rejection feels like! Examples of African American gigachads are Tyson Beckford, Stefan-Pierre Tomlin and Ovie Soko. Examples of white gigachads are Arnold Schwarzenegger (in his prime) and Chris Hemsworth. Examples of Mongoloid, East Asian and/or Oriental gigachads include Jason Momoa and Godfrey Gao. Examples of mixed race gigachads include Jeremy Meeks and Sean Kory. Examples of Middle Eastern and South Asian gigachads include Toni Mahfud and Imran Abbas respectively. Examples of Latino gigachads include Jay Hernandez and William Levy. An example of an Oceanian giachad is Lance Franklin. The most popular men at r/LadyBoners are Franklin Delano Roosevelt JR and Jeffrey Dean Morgan.

A historical example of a gigachad is Genghis Khan, who lived during the 13th century. Not only was he aesthetically pleasing, he also possessed the other woman-magnet trait of Dark triad, was extremely ruthless, and through his charismatic and assertive nature not only managed to conquer the world, but he managed to bed so many concubines that today, it has been estimated that roughly 1 in 200 people are his direct descendants.[1]

Status instead of looks[edit]

Some gigachads are all round average and do not appear to have reached gigachad levels. For example, Prince Harry, Duke of Sussex, initially appears to be all-round a physically average normie, but because his social status is so high, he falls into gigachad territory. Similarly, Jonah Falcon, at first glance appears to be at least nearcel. He's ugly, short and mediocre in most ways, yet his enormous penis means he can get laid at the drop of a hat, and women proposition him all the time. Likewise, Genghis Khan, who lived during the 13th century was physically mediocre. However, he was extremely ruthless, and through his charismatic nature managed to bed so many concubines that today, it has been estimated that roughly 1 in 200 people are his direct descendants.[2]

There are also situations wherein you have gigachads by circumstance rather than anything inherently genetic. In these situational circumstances, someone who is a normie, even low-tier normies, may elevate their status to full-blown gigachads if there is a lop-sided gender dynamic. A great such example is in the film The Maze Runner via the character Aris Jones. Aris Jones becomes a Gigachad after becoming locked into a trial for subjects immune to the Flare, a brain virus, with an all-female trialing group called group B. Give or take, Aris Jones is a normie, but he was incredibly lucky to be locked into the Maze with 8 (or 9) girls, and if the film wasn't rated PG-13, his Casanova pursuits would more likely have been displayed on the screens.

Apex fallacy[edit]

The exaltations of real-life gigachads sometimes give off the impression that a bulk of gigachads incline towards the apex fallacy. For example, one well known gigachad is called Steven Schapiro. he has collected the phone numbers of gigastacies and stacylites at a quantity that would easily hit six digits. Yet he seems surprised at the notion that other guys can't get a single such number, let alone figures that's similar to his. This is called either solipsism or the apex fallacy, the idea that the most elite members of a specific demographic have similar trajectories as those at the bottom. The clearest example of this is on a video that Schapiro uploaded onto the vlogging channel The Daily Dropout on 5 December 2019, called "Have You Seen One of These Before?". Within this video Schapiro suggests to one of the girls (whose number he just received without asking) that 99% of guys are scared of approaching top-of-the-range pretty girls. This is true. Most guys are afraid of doing that. Yet Schapiro appears to ridicule these men by gaslighting them into thinking that they have a chance - that the average guys cautiousness or pessimism is irrational. Steven Schapiro appears to be oblivious to the fact that he's a gigachad.

Halo effect[edit]

In peculiar situations, it is possible for gigachads to experience inceldom, such as gigachads in prison, or some other sex-segregated environment such as partaking in a boy-scouting organization, or working in an all-male oil rig environment. However, Jeremy Meeks has shown that even morally questionable convicts still benefit from the halo-effect, thus by extension, inheriting a societal position whereby he's assured an easy pathway towards a romantic life. In a nutshell, the gigachad is in a win-win situation; due to his looks he can't lose in the dating scene, even if a calamity befalls him.

Since there is nothing to ridicule on the body or the personality traits of a gigachad, he has typically never been bullied, whether in the workplace or back at school. Due to this lack of experience of being bullied, gigachad is less likely to express sympathy for those who have been bullied. In fact, he is so heedless of the obnoxiousness of the practise, he may even engage in bullying himself.

Meme explanation[edit]

Short explanation[edit]

Female artists were trying to promote masculinism with art.

Long explanation[edit]

The term, "Gigachad", also refers to a prank done by a Russian photographer. A photographer under the Instagram name, "SLEEK'N'TEARS", (Krista Sudmalis) began doing photoshops of various models, friends, and boyfriends. She posted them on an Instagram account named, "Berlin.1969", among other places. These photos ended up on the /pol/ imageboard of 4chan, where people bought the prank that it was someone named, "Ernest Khalimov".[3][4][5] These edited pictures of Khalimov were apparently created as part of an 'art project' aimed at destigmatizing male nudity and promoting masculine facial aesthetics as, "perfection".[6][7]

Characteristics[edit]

Characteristics of a gigachad are:

Plastic surgeon Dr. Julian De Silva came up with a scoring system for facial beauty centered around the Golden Ratio. After running many celebrities through his model, he found that the Hollywood gigachad Robert Pattinson's face ranked 92.15% accurate to the golden ratio. Pattinson outranked all other male celebrities.[8]
  • Able-bodied; i.e. not a single of his physiological attributes even hint at a disability or even a blemish
  • he's a grool-inducer - women start grooling merely by looking at him
  • has a mooseknuckle to prove he's a dickmogger
  • he's a facemogger
  • whether he's virtuous or scummy, he still gets treated well, due to halo effect
  • he's hulseyistic, meaning he can maintain erections for hours on end
  • he's neurotypical, and therefore IQmogger
  • he's a voicemogger
  • he's a heightmogger
  • he's NT
  • he doesn't age; he winemires

Nicknames[edit]

Gigachad has many nicknames in both the femcel and malecel incelosphere including:

  • pantydropper
  • pusyywetter
  • instagrool (instantly makes women grool)
  • vajayjuicer
  • estrogenizer (makes the female sex hormone estrogen go into overdrive)
  • clitlifter
  • mingetinger
  • eyefuckee (gets eyefucked by all women)
  • flapdrooler
  • estrous-catalyst (makes women act like they're in heat)
  • estrum-inducer (makes women act like they're in heat)
  • sherector
  • pussymoisturizer
  • pantywetter
  • pantydripper (guy who makes women's panties drip)
  • slitspitter (makes women squirt upon seeing him)
  • gashfoamer
  • blueclitter (gives women blue clit syndrome)
  • beansprouter
  • ADONIS

See also[edit]

References[edit]

NEETsphere

TendiesGood boy pointsPretty princess points

Characters

BeckyBradChadGigachadChangFailed normieMelvinGigastacyNormieSocial ChadStacyTyroneTannerTommyKarenCharacter cartoons

Girlfriends

Mommy gfTomboy gfCrackhead gorlfrendShow me the booty gf
Obsolete PC GFTrain loving gfSlutty nerd gf‎‎Manic Pixie Dream Girl

Normie

There is someone for everyone” • “You're not entitled to anything

Looks
Looks

Looks theoryLooksGolden RatioDecileFacial Aesthetics: Concepts and Clinical DiagnosisThe WallPhysiognomyBody dysmorphic disorderCheerleader effectNudity

Lookism communities

Forum.looksmaxxing.comLooksmax.meBookism.net

Looksmaxxing

GymmaxxingStatusmaxxingWhitemaxxingMewingJelqing

Looks levels

ChadChadliteBradGigachadTannerBeckyStacyGigastacyWitch

Race

EthnicelJBW theoryRicecelCurrycelBlackcelArabcelWhitecel

Inceldom

AcnecelWristcelBaldcelNosecelOldcelUglycelFatcelShortcelSkinnycel

Material Ornamentation

TattoosFashion

Body Parts

EyesLateral orbital rimLipsLower thirdMandibleMaxillaEyebrowFeetBrowridgeMoustacheBreastsButtocksFeetBrowridgeVagina (also known as pussy) • PenisTesticles

Body Characteristics

MacrophallismMidface ratioNeotenySexual attractivenessSexual dimorphism Facial Aesthetics: Concepts and Clinical DiagnosisAntefaceFiveheadBodily frameFWHRCompact midfaceDeep-set eyesHunter eyesES ratio