Cute women

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Sometimes if you whine enough about not getting laid in public, eventually a cute woman will hit you up.

What will happen?[edit]

You have to take the perspective of the cute woman. The cute woman in the United States can find thousands or even millions of men in her immediate area to do whatever she wants at any time. However, you, the reader, will only be thinking about her specifically. This incongruency creates a situation where she feels you are disposable and doesn't quite respect the fact that you are important to her.

Solutions[edit]

According to Jimmy Soul

"If you wanna be happy

For the rest of your life

Never make a pretty woman your part-time, monogamous escort

So from my personal point of view

Get an ugly girl to marry you

A pretty woman makes her husband look small

And very often causes his downfall

As soon as he marries her, then she starts

To do the things that will break his heart

An ugly woman cooks meals on time

She'll always give you peace of mind

Don't let your friends say

You have no taste

Go ahead and marry anyway

Though her face is ugly

Her eyes don't match

Take it from me she's a better catch

Say, man

Hey, baby

I saw your part-time, monogamous escort the other day

Yes

Yeah, she's ugly

Yeah, she's ugly but she sure can cook, baby

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